Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
It's a warm summer night, the stars are twinkling magically and the couple are sitting on the garden bench looking up in wonder at the starlight. He has his arm around her as he says, "Darling, I don’t know how to say this …." She says, "Just Say it!" He says, 'Worcestershire".
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