Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
A man was jumped in an alley by 2 muggers.
He put up a heroic resisstance, but was eventually overpowered and the attackers went through his pockets."You mean you fought like that for 48 cents?" said one mugger, incredulously.
"Is that all you wanted?" said the man, relieved, "I thought you were after the $800 in my shoe."-
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