Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
PRETTY GIRLS
Bob was retired and loved to sit in front of his house and watch the young girls walk by. Then he developed heart trouble and had to have a pacemaker implanted. He still enjoys sitting in front of his house and watching the girls, only now whenever an especially pretty one goes by, his pacemaker makes the garage door go up.
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