Two Minnesotans walk into a pet shop in Dingle, Minnesota.  They head to the bird section and Sven says to Hans, "Dat's dem."

The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.

"Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven.

The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag.

Hans and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Sven's pickup and drive to the top of the Conor Pass.  At the  Conor Pass, Sven looks down  at the 1000 ft. drop and says, "Dis looks like a  grand place."  He takes two  birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and  jumps off the cliff.

Hans watches as Sven falls all the way to the  bottom, killing himself stone  dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Hans  shakes his head and says,  "Dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me."

WAIT!!!! .. There's MORE!

 
PART TWO:

Moments later Ole arrives up at Conor Pass. He's  been to the pet shop too  and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying  another paper bag in one hand  and a shotgun in the other.

"Hi, Hans. Watch dis," Ole says. He takes a parrot  from the bag and throws  himself over the edge of the cliff.  Hans watches  as, half way down, Ole  takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Ole continues  to plummet down and down  until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in  his body.

Hans shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying  dat parrotshooting  either."

BUT WAIT!!!! ... There's MORE!!!

PART THREE:

Hans is just getting over the shock of losing two  friends when Lars appears.  He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a  paper bag out of which he  pulls a chicken. Lars then grasps the chicken by the  legs holds it over his  head and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears  down and down until he  hits a rock and breaks his spine.

Once more Hans shakes his head.  "First der was Sven  with his budgie  jumping, den Ole parrotshooting ...... and now Lars  is hengliding..."