Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Men
Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said, "We need some two-by-fours."
The salesperson asked, "You mean 100x50, don't you?"
The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned and said, "Yeah, I meant 100mm by 50mm.
"All right. How long do you need them?"
The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."
After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."
