Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Men
A senior citizen in Florida bought a Big New Lincoln. He took off down he road, flooring it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75.
"I can get away from him with no problem," thought the man and he tromped it
some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph. Then he thought, "What am I
doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing."
He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him.
The trooper pulled in behind the Lincoln and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said,
looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. "If you can give me a
reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida
State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.
