Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Men
A guy was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. When they made it to the bedroom, they saw a big brass gong next to the bed.
"What's a big brass gong doing in your bedroom?", one of the guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock", the fellow replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?", asked his astonished friend.
"Yup", replied the apartment owner
"How's it work?", the friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch"..
He picked up a mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering whack and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, a voice from the wall screamed: "For Pete's Sake, it's ten past three in the morning!"
