Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
THE MISSIONARY AND THE LION
A missionary was chased though the jungle for a week by a ferocious lion.
Finally, the missionary found himself cornered and, in despair, fell to his knees and prayed for salvation. To his amazement, the lion also began to pray.
"It's truly a miracle," said the missionary, "you a killer lion, joining me in prayer just when I thought my life was about to end."
"Shut up." said the lion, "I'm saying grace."
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