Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Religion
Irishman goes to see Father O'Malley with a strange request...."Father, me grand old dog died this mornin', and I was wonderin' if ye could give him a decent burial, say a few words over him? I truly loved that old beast!"
"Sean, you know I can't do that, the interment services of the Catholic Church are for people, not some mangy dog! It would be sacreligous! Take the dog down the road to the Baptists, they'll bless anything!"
"Thank ye', father...d'ye think the $5000 I got would be a proper amount to pay 'em for their kindness?"
The priest hollered, "For the love of GOD, man, sit down, you never SAID the dog was Catholic!!!!"
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