Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Religion
A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Minister and a Rabbi were out for a walk in the woods and saw a bear. They each decided to put their faith to the test.
The Catholic Priest leaves in pursuit of the bear and returns a short while later... beaming with confidence and grace. When asked how it went... he says, "Well, I sat down next to the beast, read to him from the Lord's Catechism... and shortly thereafter, the beast laid down at my feet.
Inspired, and just a bit challenged by this story, the Minister goes out, and likewise returns beaming. When pressed for details he relays that he witnessed to the bear and it became so docile that he was able to lead it to the stream and baptize it.
Not to be outdone, the Rabbi goes out to the bear and doesn't return for hours. finally, the other two decide to have a look around for him and find him lying next to the stream, barely conscious, bleeding form many deep claw wounds, his clothes in tatters. The priest lifts his head gently and asks what happened Rabbi?
The Rabbi says, "Well ya know... looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start."
