Jokes for all

Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies.   They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?"  If no,  I don't use it.     (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke,  but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or  what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )

Sermons

The congregation liked their new clergyman, but were somewhat puzzled by his speaking style. His first sermon ran only 8 minutes; the second Sunday he spoke for 45 minutes; the third  week he rattled on for an hour-and-a-half. That was enough for  the Board to summon him for a little chat.
To their relief, Wilkerson had a ready explanation. "The Saturday  before the first sermon, I had my teeth pulled and my mouth was  still terribly sore. But, by the time a week had gone by, I'd  gotten used to my new dentures." Here the minister paused, and  blushed deeply. "And as for last Sunday . . . well, I'm afraid that I picked up my wife's set of teeth by mistake!"

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