Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Religion
Father O'Malley answers the phone.....
"Hello, is this Father O'Malley?" ...
"It is" ...
"This is the Tax Office. Can you help us?" ...
"I can try" ...
"Do you know a Ted Houlihan?" ...
"I do" ...
"Is he a member of your congregation?" ...
"He is" ...
"Did he donate $10,000 to the church?" ...
"He did now"...
