Prince Charles was driving around his mother's estate when he accidentally  ran over her favorite dog, a Corgi, crushing  it to a pulp.  He got out   of  his Range Rover and sat down on the grass  totally distraught. The whole  world was against him and now his mother would go ballistic.

 Suddenly he noticed a lamp half-buried in the  ground. He dug it up,  polished it and immediately a genie appeared. "You have freed me from  thousands of years of imprisonment," said the genie.  "As a reward I   shall  grant you one wish."

 "Well," said the Prince,  "I have all the material things I need, but   let  me  show you this dog."  They walk over to the splattered remains of the   dog.

 "Do you think you  could bring this dog back to life for me?"  the  Prince  asked.  The  genie carefully looked at the remains and shook his head.  "This  body is too  far gone for even me to bring it back to life. Is there  something else you  would like?"

 The Prince thought for a minute, reached into his pocket  and pulled out two photos. "I was married to this beautiful woman called  Diana," said   Prince Charles, showing the genie the first photo. "But now I  love this woman called Camilla," and he showed the genie the second photo.  "You see Camilla  isn't beautiful at all, so do you think you can make Camilla as  beautiful as Diana?"

 The genie studied the two  photographs and after a few minutes said, "Let's have another look at that dog."