Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
A little old lady's house caught on fire one day and in a panic she hurries next door to call the fire department. "Help me, help me, my house is on fire!" she yells.
"How do we get there?" asked the fireman.
Curiously she replies, "Don't y'all still have those big red trucks?"