Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
She: Did anyone ever tell you you're wildly attractive to women?
He: (smiling, feeling flattered) Uh, why no.
She: Then where on earth did you get that idea then?
He: