Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Sex
The poor husband was finding it impossible to satisfy his wife in the bedroom. So he went to a marriage counsellor who told him to get in touch with one of his associates who was an Aussie, with terrific physique and amazing sexual powers. He told the husband to get this stud into their bedroom and make him sit next to their bed waving a towel over them as the husband made love to his wife. The idea was that his wife would be so stimulated by the sight of this adonis that she would achieve her satisfaction.
The tried that, but it didn't work. She still wasn't satisfied. So the husband went back to the counsellor for more advice. "Next time", he said, "Get the stud to do the business in bed with your wife and you stand over them waving the towel."
So he tried that and, while he was waving the towel, his wife achieved what he had failed to help her achieve - magnificently, several times.
