Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Doctors
A doctor is making the rounds of a mental home when he comes across a room with two new patients in it. One patient is sawing an imaginary plank in half while the other is hanging from a roof beam.
"What's your friend doing up there?" asks the doctor.
"He thinks he's a light bulb" says the patient.
"Shouldn't you get him down?" asks the doctor. "He might hurt himself."
The patient replied, "What?? And work in the dark?"
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