Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
When my daughter was 10 months old we took her to emergency with croup. The nurse asked, "Where was my daughter born?" I replied, "At this hospital, and she’s under 12 months old so this should come under warranty."
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