Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
The doctor said to the patient, "I want you to take all your clothes off and stick your tongue out of the window."
"What will that do?", asked the patient.
"Not much," replied the doctor, "But I hate my neighbour!"
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