Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Doctors
A woman rang for an ambulance. The dispatcher asked what was the problem. She said "I stubbed my toe on the coffee table." Incredulous, the dispatcher said "You want an ambulance because you stubbed your toe?" She said "No the ambulance is for my husband, he shouldn’t have laughed".
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