Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
After the dentist finished examining the woman's teeth, he says, "I'm sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth."
The woman says, "Ooooooh, I'd rather have a baby!"
To which the dentist replies, "Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair."
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