Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
A dentist was filling a cavity, when he turned to his patient and said, "Would you mind doing me a favor? Could you let out a loud piercing scream?"
The patient said, "But it doesn't hurt so bad."
Replied the dentist, "I know. But I've got a waiting-room full of people and I don't want to miss the four o'clock ball game."
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