Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
An older gentleman was on the operating table Awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, A renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia He asked to speak to his son. "Yes, Dad, what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, son; Do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, If something happens to me, your mother is going to come And live with you and your wife...."
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