Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Doctors
Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading:
“Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology.”
The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to “Hysterias and Posteriors.”
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council they changed the sign to “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.” No go.
Next, they tried, “Catatonics and High Colonics.” Thumbs down again.
Then came, “Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives.” Still no good.
“Minds and Behinds.” Unacceptable again.
So, they tried, “Lost Souls and Butt Holes.” No way.
“Analysis and Anal Cysts.” Nope.
“Nuts and Butts.” Uh, uh.
“Freaks and Cheeks.” Still no go.
“Loons and Moons.” Forget it.
Almost at their wit’s end, the doctors finally came up with: “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends.” Everyone loved it.
