Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
A pretty young Miss was having a tooth pulled and the dentist gave her the usual "This won't hurt a bit" routine before bending over her with a drill in his hand.He immediately drew back in complete alarm.
"Miss." he said in a barely audible whisper, "You have a hold of my privates!"
"Yes doc, I know." she smiled, "and we aren't going to hurt each other, are we?"- - - - -
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