Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
False Alarm
A modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, which left him with an upset stomach. Upon making several "false alarm" trips to the bathroom, he dismissed his latest urge as another false alarm and stayed in his bed. Suddenly, he had an attack of diarrhea and was so embarrassed that he didn't know what to do. He frantically jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
In the meantime, a drunk man was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing and swinging his arms violently, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile by his feet. As the drunk stood there, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
The drunk, still staring down, replied, "I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost!"
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