Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Doctors
A doctor is doing the rounds of a maternity ward. "And when is Mrs. Smith's baby due?" he asks the nurse.
"The 5th of September," replies the nurse.
"I see," says the doctor. "And how about Mrs. Jones?"
"She's due on the 5th too," replies the nurse.
"And Mrs. Evans?" says the doctor.
"She's also due on the 5th," says the nurse.
"And - don't tell me - Mrs. Brown is due on the 5th as well," says the doctor.
"I don't think so," replies the nurse. "She didn't go on the church picnic."
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