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A wife went in to see a therapist and said,  "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and making love,  my husband lets out this ear splitting yell."  "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural.  I don't see what the problem is." 
"The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!"