Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
A man is sitting in his psychiatrist's office talking about his home life. He says, "Doc, my wife thinks I'm crazy! She thinks I'm crazy just because I like sausages!"
The shrink says, "Well, that's silly--I like sausages."
The mans says, "Really? Well you should come over to my house and see my collection. I have hundreds of them."