Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
She: "What do you mean by kissing me? What do you mean?"
He: "Er er nothing."
She: "Then don't you dare do it again. I won't have any man kissing me unless he means business, d'ye hear?"
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