Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Wives
Last year my wife said all she wanted for Valentine's Day was "the card." I picked out a real expensive one and thought the matter closed.
She got mad with me anyway.
Turns out the card she wanted was her own Visa Platinum. How in the hell am I supposed to know what it's called!
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