Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Wives
Thinking he was all alone, the husband was sitting at home watching TV. He had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.
He thought he heard something in the kitchen. He quickly switched back to the fishing channel.
The wife who had been standing there the whole time became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For God's sake! Leave it on the porn channel! You already know how to fish!"
