Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
She comes flying into the driveway, hits the brakes, jumps out, runs into the house and screams , "Pack your bags. I won the lottery."
Her husband says: "Oh, my goodness. Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"
"It doesn't matter," she responds. "Just get out!"
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