Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Jim: "I’m thinking of getting a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me for more than two months."
Bill: "I wouldn’t do that – women like that are hard to find."