Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
OUT LATE
Leaving the party late, two friends compare notes. "I can never fool my wife," the first says. "When I get home, I turn off the car engine, coast into the garage, sneak upstairs and undress in the bathroom, but she always hears me. And she wakes up & yells at me for being out late."
"You should do what I do," says his buddy. "I roar into the garage, stomp up the stairs, throw open the doors & start kissing my wife. And she pretends to be asleep."
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