Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Returning home early from a business trip, a man finds his wife in their bedroom, and she isn't wearing a stitch of clothing.Surprised, he asks, "It's the middle of the afternoon. Why aren't you dressed?"
"I have nothing to wear." his wife answers.
"Nonsense." he says, throwing open her closet doors."You have a red dress, a green dress, the one i got you for your birthday....hi Harry....the white one...."
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