Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Wives
WIFE: ** **What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?**** **
HUSBAND: ** Definitely not!** **
WIFE: **Why not - don't you like being married?** **
HUSBAND: **Of course I do.** **
WIFE: **Then why wouldn't you remarry?** **
HUSBAND: **Okay, I'd get married again.** **
WIFE: **You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).** **
HUSBAND: **(Makes audible groan).** *
WIFE: **Would you live in our house?** **
HUSBAND: **Sure, it's a great house.** **
WIFE: **Would you sleep with her in our bed?** **
HUSBAND: **Where else would we sleep?** **
WIFE: **Would you let her drive my car?** **
HUSBAND: **Probably, it is almost new.** **
WIFE: **Would you replace my pictures with hers?** **
HUSBAND: **That would seem like the proper thing to do.** **
WIFE: **Would she use my golf clubs?** **
HUSBAND: **No, she's left-handed.** **
WIFE:* * silence - -** **
HUSBAND:**£** * **%&* .
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