Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
A husband got into bed next to his wife and slowly began to run his hand down her hair, over her shoulder, breast, down to her waist then up her inner thigh.
Just as slowly he began to do the same thing to her other side ......but stopped at her waist. "Sweetheart, why did you stop?", she asked.........
His answer "I found the remote."
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