Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Wives
Molly was having a passionate affair with Mick, an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when Molly's husand Paddy arrived home unexpectedly. "Quick!," says Molly to her lover, "into the closet w' ye!"... and she pushed Mick into the closet, naked from the waist down.
Molly greeted Paddy with a bigh hug and a smile but Paddy became suspicious and, after a search of the bedroom discovered Mick in the closet. "Who are ye?" he demanded with a fist raised.
"I'm an inspector from Termite Busters," said Mick.
"What are you doing in there?" demanded Paddy.
"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," Mick replied.
"And where might be yur breeches?" demanded Paddy again.
Mick looked down at himself and said, "Those wee little bastards!"
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