Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Wives
Jim was just falling off to sleep when his wife nudged him and said the telephone was ringing. At this hour it was probably for him, she said, closing her eyes.
Jim rolled out of bed and trundled downstairs.
When he returned, his wife was asleep. He woke her. "Wasn't for me, after all," he said.
She crawled out of bed and pulled on a robe. Then he added, "It was a wrong number."
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