Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
THE NEWLYWEDS
In a small village in southwestern Italy, Gina, who had never dated, was in her bedroom with her new husband. The Momma was downstairs fixing dinner. Feeling romantic, the new husband takes off his shirt, revealing a hairy chest.
Quicker than greased lightning, Gina runs downstairs to the kitchen. "Momma, momma! He's got a hairy chest!!"
"Gina! All good men have hairy chests! Go back upstairs. I'm busy!"
Gina then trods back upstairs, only to find that her new husband had removed his pants, revealing a pair of exceptionally hairy legs. ZOOM! "Momma, momma! He's got hairy legs!"
"Gina! Go back upstairs! All good men have hairy legs! Go, now!"
By this time, Gina's new husband had taken off his shoes and socks. Due to a construction accident some years back, he had 3 toes missing on his right foot. Z-O-O-M!! !"Momma, MOMMA! He's a foot-and-a-half!"
"Gina, stay here and stir the pasta. This is a job for you Momma!"
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