Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Food
A couple went to a party that had a lavish buffet. The wife chatted with her friends then noticed she was getting strange looks. She saw her husband heading to the buffet for the fourth or fifth time. She went over and asked him, "Aren't you ashamed? Going to get still more food. Doesn't anyone say something?" "Yeah," he said. "But I just tell them it's for you."
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