Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
"Look at this mess!" roared an angry customer at a local coffee shop, pointing to his squashed doughnut."
"It's just as you ordered it, sir," the waitress replied meekly. "You told me to bring you coffee and a doughnut -- and step on it."
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