Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Food
A four-year-old boy is asked to say grace before Christmas dinner. The boy thanks God for all. his friends. Then he thanks God for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles. Then he begins to thank God for the food. He gave thanks for the turkey, the potatoes, the cranberry sauce, and the gravy.
There's a pause and the little boy looks up at his mother, "Mommy, if I thank God for the broccoli, won't he know that I'm lying?"
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