Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
The knight and his loyal warriors returned to their castle after a hard month of fighting.
"How are we faring?" asked the king.
"Sire, we have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf for weeks, burning the towns of your enemies to the west."
"What?!" shrieked the King, "I have no enemies to the west!"
The knight paused. "Well, you do now!"
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