Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Pilots
If I were a commercial pilot.... flying one of those big jets over Australia.... I'd come up over the PA and say "Hello it's Captain Bloggs here.... We've just reached our cruising altitude of 32,000 feet..." blah, blah, blah.
During this speil, I'd pull out one of those portable GPS things and locate it so it could be heard through the mic.
"At the roundabout.... Turn Left...... Turn Left"
I don't suppose QANTAS would have that in its ops manual, would it?
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