Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Pilots
The plane has taken off and captain speaks to passengers via intercom:
"Good morning ladies and gentelmen! Welcome aboard our flight to Brisbane today. It's going to be a smooth flight today. The weather in Brisbane is fine and we expect to get to destination on time. We are climbing to... HEY!!!! OOOUUUCCHH! WHAT THE HELL!!!! NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!..."
Afew seconds later: "I beg my pardon. The stewardess spilled hot coffee over me. If only you saw my new white trousers!"
One unhappy passenger grumbles: "Bugger! If only you saw my pants..."
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