Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Seems the devil and God were walking the fence between Heaven and hell. They found a portion of fence down. The Good Lord said he'd send someone there to fix it. The devil said, not until the boundary was fixed to exactly where it was. God said he'd send a lawyer down to search it out.
The devil said, "where are you going to find a lawyer"?
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