Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
McBride the Lawyer
McBride the Lawyer was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant. The judge ordered McBride , "You are to confer with the defendant in the hallway, and give him the best legal advice you can."
After a time, McBride re-entered the courtroom alone. When the judge asked where the defendant had gone, McBride replied,
"You asked me to give him good advice. I found out that he was guilty, so I told him to split."
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