Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Golf
It was a sunny morning a little before 8:00 am, on the first hole of a busy course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when a peircing voice came over the club house loud speaker.
Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please!"
I could feel every eye on the course looking at me.
I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.
Again the annoucement, "Would the man on the woman's tee kindly back up to the men's tee."
I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating.
When once more, the man yelled, "Would the man on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please!"
I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted back, "Would the a##h### with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me play my second shot!"
